“Isttil Gõycheam kazaranchi, Fojeti zata kazar zateleanchi”

Voparinchea Bhanddarantlem:

“Isttil Gõycheam kazaranchi,
Fojeti zata kazar zateleanchi”

Kazar zatay? Atanch toyarek lag. Nachacho vosro pollevnk zay, ‘band’ khuinchem borem asa, khuinchea chhapkhanneant lognachim amontronnam chhap’pachim, M.C. konn astolo, jevnnachi ‘order’ konnak divpachi, ‘saude’ konn ubartolo, osle-kosle vichar amchea monant yetat. Ani tum Kristi ghorabeantlo zalear, dusrea ordan thoim Padr Vigar Igorz-matechi suchna porgott korta. ‘Tin mhoine adim igorjent avoy-bapayn, bhav-bhoinnamnim nhoi! Hem oklen vo novrean khas Padr Vigarak bhettun korum yeta. Kiteak kay? Logn ek sonvskar. Taka toyari asta. Igorjent zata tem khorem logn, takach lagun somarombhnne uprant zata tea ‘reception’-ak mol asa. He khatir dusre toyare von igorjentle toyarek odik mhotv divchem. Poili vo boraboruch don-ui toyareo korcheo. Dusre toyarent dusreancho adar gheum yeta, punn igorjent otmik toyari logn zateleamnim khas korunk zay.
Lognache toyarek Iadnik igorz- matechi ‘doctrinal’ xikovnn divnk apoita. Tujem logni jivit koxem zavchem, hacher attapun don disancho ‘Logni Akarnne Kurs’ asa. Zaite pavtti vosro, ‘band’ ani her vostu ami poilim book kortanv ani tea uprantuch Padr Vigarak logna vixim sangop zata. Logna adim cheddvachim logna kagdam ani ‘Civil Registration Certificate’ chodd gorjechim. Tim nant zalear lognachi somarombhnni zainam. Eka lognachi toyari eka borea kumsarantlean sompta. Thodde padri lognachea adlea disak voklek vo novreak misant vantto ghevn ghorcheam mel’leancho ugddas korunk apoitat ani lognachem ‘bill’ adim fuddench ditat. Hantun-ui zaitem boreponn asa.
Punn logna somoyar kitle mhonn achar, Saiba! Voklen-novrean khoim ratchim att zatoch ghorantlim bhair sorunk zainam. Adim lognachem utor zatoch soirike vorvim tem ordem kazar oxim somzotalim. Ratchi vokol vo novro bhair sortat zalear, tankam kitem-i vaitt zait mhonn ghorchim bhiyetalim. Punn atam konnak-ui bhettunk vo amontronn divnk vetolo zalear tim sanje att voram uprantuch melltat. Logna adim toyari kortanam, logna somoyar favo teo vostu ghalun tim ‘fresh’ zavche khatir voklek novreak ros kaddtalim. Tea kallar ‘cream’ nasli ani kat bori taji zavnk ros laitalim. Thoddim ros kaddop mhollear nirmollponnachi khunna mhonn somzotalim. Atam sogllench urfattem zalam, punn hi porompora azun chaluch asa. Logna somoyar mel’leanchem, bhikareanchem jevonn mhonn ghaltalim. Mel’leank jevonna poros, tanchea otmeank misam odik faideanchim, nhoi? Ani atam amkam bhikari khoim melltat? Bhikareanchea jevnnak yetat tim magir jevonn ghaltoleanchi iz’zot kaddun vetat. ‘Zannau mugo Marekin, hanv Fariager bhikareanchea jevnnak gelolim go. Tem jevonn ani jevpachem? Tem velldurantle dudi sarkim khoddpam koxim. Tea chikonachem mas sarkem virun gelam, addanch urleant. Ani tem nistem sogllench kantteanchem.’
He oslea adhunik mon’xank bhikareanchea jevnnak apovche bodla tench jevonn vhorun Azilant vo Onathanchea Axromant dil’lem zalear, ditoleak borem magun tim jevtolim aslim. Oklecheam ghorcheamnim novreak ani novreacheam ghorcheamnim oklek tim poilech pavtt bhitor sortanam tankam khoim ek bhangarachi vost ghalunk zay. Ani atam Hindunchem ‘mangalsutra’ kristi ghorabeamnim bhitor sorlam. Amkam Kristanvank logni jivitachea visvaxiponnachi khunna mudi, toxem tanchem ‘mangalsutra’ visvaxiponn khunnaita. Amcheo khunna astanam tem dusreanchem ani amkam orth naslolem, amkam re kiteak zay?
Ani atam logna somoyar nhesnnam pollelear vichitr dista. Novro, deddo moriadin nhesta. Thoddeo oklo igorjent aplem sogllem dhamptat ani igorje bhair pavtanch sogllem ugtem soddtat. Zaiteo oklo-i az porian moriadin nhestat. Thoddeancho fuddo boro aslear fatt ugtich asta. Thoddeancho fuddo anik pollevpacho nhoi! Magir padri poilo ‘abalar’ zata. Tachem mon somarombhnnecher asonam. Oklanchi nhesonn bori aslear, deddio ‘tight-fit’ nheson astat. Tim oklechim sevokam ‘brides maids’ mhonn porian tankam khobor asonam. Tanchean magir tancheam nhesnnank lagun dimbi legit ghalunk zainam. Nhesnnamnim ami Devak man divnk goroz asa.
Adim logn zatoch xim’ mhonn kortale. Teo atam disonant. Portonnem mhonn zatalem ani zanvoim manvoddea ravtalo. Atam choddxe ravonant. Punn adim okol-novro ‘kiss’ ghetanam ek vo don fottu melltale, atam sogllech fottu toslech, Saiba! Igorjent-ui, igorje bhair-ui ani holant-ui. Kazarachi CD pollelear tem ek inglez cholchitr koxem dista, hea cholchitrak poili khup toyari asli mhonn thavem zata.
Logna somoyar ghoddta tem borem ani vaitt. Thoddeo vostu sobtat, thoddeo vostu sobonant. Punn gorjechem tem magnneantlean hea vhoddlea disak toyar zavnk, lognant sukh-dukh, pidda-bholaiki vo anik kitem lipun asa tem konnakuch khobor nam, tem logni jivit Devachea hatant soddunk ani logn zatoch aplea ghorkara vo ghorkarnik koso khoxal dovortolo, hacher lokx ghalunk...mogachea jivitantuch lognachi khoxalkay asa!

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